Kuorans, what is your January Spotify wrapped?

P.S. I used Receiptify for this answer. And I will probably be working on filler answers for now.

STATISTICS .ᐟ

──‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ sad but make it chic .ᐟ

Is it possible this person (ai rendering of actual person) has Neanderthal skeletomuscular phenotype expression? He is 5’7”, 190 lbs.

IX. Chase Atlantic

— Accousticness: 2.63

III. BTS

We’re secretly winning the war on cancer - vox.com

II. Why Don't We

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VIII. Selena Gomez

Anker just issued a recall on these six power banks – how to see if yours is affected - 9to5Google

Never knew this category existed until now. I don't know how they calculate happiness in my music. But the danceability part is pretty accurate. And I have you know, the songs I listen to have incredible instrumentals.

──O6. Big Plans by Why Don't We

IV. Dua Lipa

In NBA Finals, Thunder vs. Pacers reinvigorates league’s competitive soul - Andscape

O9. Too Much by Spice Girls

VI. Michael Jackson

— Instrumentalness: 0.00

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

— Tempo: 105.0 BPM

TOP 1O ARTISTS .ᐟ

V. Ariana Grande

When did bestiality first occur to you and how did it happen the first time? Was it a deliberate decision or it just happened and you allowed it?

O3. The Line by Arcane & Twenty One Pilots

──1O. Igloo by Kiss of Life

— Average Track Age: 5.7 years

The FDA Launches Its Generative-AI Tool, Elsa, Ahead of Schedule - Gizmodo

──O8. Ice On My Teeth by Ateez

— Happiness: 68.70

O1. Something Different by Why Don't We

Milky Way has 50-50 chance of colliding with neighbor galaxy - NewsNation

— Danceability: 90.10

──O4. Mal Lunée by Nej

— Popularity Score: 80.16/100

NASA is already great. Right now. - NASA Watch

I love Nej's music. It's so mystical. I have also been listening to a lot of BTS songs lately because their songs help me a lot to relax whenever I get anxious.

O5. Orbit (轨道) by THE8 ft. Jinjibewater

X. Kiss of Life

Why would a person always be so tired?

I. Nej

— Energy: 53.10

she's a modern greek tragedy.

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

Something Different just hits different. I discovered beast from tiktok, and I don't know why it reminds me of alpha-omegaverse-wolf-babygirl-booktok content. The song is pretty good though. And of course, Orbit and Igloo is there. Off topic, but Lara and Daniela from Katseye absolutely killed the ‘Money Pull Up’ dance trend.

TOP 1O TRACKS .ᐟ

VII. The Weeknd

John Stamos reveals he broke news of Brian Wilson's death to Mike Love - ABC News

──O2. Beast by Mia Martina

O7. Money Pull Up by Blaiz Fayah, Maureen & DJ Glad